I remember working at Butlins and a Yes I am the crazy jack lady shirt to lay her eggs under the steps to my shakes, being a protected species I had to put up with the gander attacking me daily. Never feed animals outside you are taking a chance on being a meal yourself. This comes from experience believe me you don’t have enough food! I was in an animal sanctuary in Spain one time and an ostrich came running towards the car, I had the door open and a handful of bird food; it plunged its head into my hand and then tried to climb into the car. My hand was sore but we all had a great laugh me shooing the bird away.
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