My house is an elf free zone there’s enough tiny little assholes up my house already shirt

My house is an elf free zone there’s enough tiny little assholes up my house already shirt of timber end to end and pretending they are joists and using piss weak pallet boards as floorboards. This is nothing more than a waste of their energy for a structure that doesn’t stand a chance of lasting, it would have been faster to buy new material and build with that. Great primitive camp but we seem to be missing one thing..outhouse? honey bucket? or do we use a tree when nature calls? Might be a bit cold when the snow hits your bare butt. Nice and all and appreciate their hard work and effort but it will rot out in one or two years. Especially the parts touching the ground.

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